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Greeting Cards

Say it like you mean it. Our greeting cards are anything but ordinary. Whether you’re looking for a heartfelt note or a cheeky way to make them blush, we’ve got the perfect card for every occasion (and every sense of humor). Life’s too short for boring greetings.

  • High as F*ck - Card

    $ 6.50

    * Blank inside * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches

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    Weed & Cake - Birthday Card

    $ 6.50

    * Blank inside * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches

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    Birthday Goals

    $ 6.50

    * Blank inside * 100lb heavyweight paper * Bright colored envelope by French Paper Co. * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches

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    Christmas or Whatever

    $ 6.50

    * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches * Blank inside

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    Money Just Bought Happiness

    $ 6.50

    * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches * Blank inside

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    Merry Tipsy

    $ 6.50

    * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches * Blank inside

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    About to Lose My Sh*t

    $ 6.50

    * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches * Blank inside

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    I Will Bite You - Card

    $ 6.50

    * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Madison, WI * 4.25 x 5.5 inches * Blank inside

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    Hide the Body - Card

    $ 6.50

    * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Madison, WI * 4.25 x 5.5 inches * Blank inside

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    Wu-Tang - Card

    $ 6.50

    * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Madison, WI * 4.25 x 5.5 inches * Blank inside

  • Sloshed Birthday

    $ 6.50

    * Blank inside * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches

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    Muppet Sleeves Party

    $ 6.50

    * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis * 4.25 x 5.5 inches * Blank inside

  • Serene B-day - Card

    $ 6.50

    * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Madison, WI * 4.25 x 5.5 inches * Blank inside

  • Booze and Cake - Card

    $ 6.50

    * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Madison, WI * 4.25 x 5.5 inches * Blank inside

  • Grab Life by the Balls

    $ 6.50

    * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed Minneapolis * 4.25 x 5.5 inches * Blank inside

  • Morbid Anxiety

    $ 6.50

    * 120lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis * 4.25 x 5.5 inches * Blank inside