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Greeting Cards

Say it like you mean it. Our greeting cards are anything but ordinary. Whether you’re looking for a heartfelt note or a cheeky way to make them blush, we’ve got the perfect card for every occasion (and every sense of humor). Life’s too short for boring greetings.

  • Lucky Dad Card

    $ 6.00

    This reminiscent Father’s day card reminds you of backyard fun and bright sunny days with the father figure in your life. Front text reads: “Lucky ...

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  • Thank You Kindly Card

    $ 6.00

    Wild West Kitty tips his cowboy hat and strides away into the setting sun, thanking you for a day of ropin’ and ridin’! Or perhaps you just had him...

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  • Colorful Squares Birthday Card

    $ 6.00

    Bright, colorful squares make a happy pattern for your birthday wishes! Paired with a gold envelope, and blank inside for your own message. Cards...

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  • Stork Baby Bundle Congrats

    $ 6.00

    A gold stork flies across this card to deliver love and congratulations on a new baby. A2 folded card, blank inside.

  • Gold Stars Anniversary Card

    $ 6.00

    Pretty gold stars make the shape of a heart for this new anniversary card. Paired with blue envelope, and blank inside for your own message. Card...

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  • Bee's Knees Birthday

    $ 6.00

    Brand new edition! One of our bestselling cards, just now re-issued in vibrant pink and gold foil. Paired with gold envelope. Card is A2 size, bl...

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  • A-Mazed Anniversary Card

    $ 6.00

    One of our very first designs, and perennial bestsellers, is now back in gold foil. Paired with a romantic red envelope. A2 size folded card, pri...

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  • Scallop Pattern Birthday Card

    $ 6.00

    Pretty scallop patterns are outlined in gold foil, against a cheerful palette of yellow and pink. Paired with envelope as indicated, and blank ins...

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  • Snail Mail Thank You

    $ 6.00

    Sweet little snails, with gold foil detailing for extra charm, crawl across this thank you card, to celebrate the fun of writing and receiving "sna...

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  • Mushroom Birthday

    $ 6.00

    There's something about mushrooms we find oh-so-charming. Here we have purple mushrooms against a vivid yellow to make a card that will definitely...

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  • Sympathy Leaves

    $ 6.00

    This simple, but elegant, sympathy card design is always one of our bestsellers in the category. Gold foil detailing enhances the visuals. Folded...

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  • Champagne Wedding

    $ 6.00

    Gold champagne flutes and gold foil bubbles make this a special card to celebrate that special day — a wedding. Paired with envelope as indicated,...

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  • Dog Quote & Sympathy Card

    $ 6.00

    A great quote to celebrate man's best friend. Now stamped in gold foil. We also find customers use this card as a sympathy card for pets. A6 siz...

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  • You’re Still A Spring Chicken

    $ 6.00

    This birthday classic has now been updated with gold foil lettering for extra luxe. Folded cards are A6 - 4 5/8 x 6 ¼”. Blank inside.

  • Sweet Strawberries Thank You

    $ 6.00

    Bright red strawberries, and little bumblebees, picked out in gold foil, make this a sweet thank you card. Paired with envelope as indicated, and ...

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  • Enclosure Strawberry Birthday

    $ 3.00

    A fresh new design for summer! This sweet little birthday card, with its strawberries and type picked out in gold foil. Enclosure cards are 2 ½ x...

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  • Bananas Birthday

    $ 6.00

    A playful saying, with bright yellow bananas picked out in gold foil, make for a super fun birthday card. Paired with envelope as indicated, and b...

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  • Funny Happy New Year Card - At Least I'm Not Pregnant

    $ 6.00

    Ring in the New Year with a laugh and a toast to survival! Our "So Much Shit Has Happened This Year, But At Least I'm Not Pregnant" greeting card i...

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  • My Favorite Straight... Gay Pride Birthday Greeting Card

    $ 6.00

    That's So Andrew greeting cards are printed, designed, and packaged in our Monroe, Washington studio by Andrew and his team. Crafted with quality p...

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  • Favorite Bottom | Funny Gay Pride Birthday Greeting Card

    $ 6.00

    That's So Andrew greeting cards are printed, designed, and packaged in our Monroe, Washington studio by Andrew and his team. Crafted with quality p...

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  • Co-worker Besties | Funny Co-Worker Greeting Card

    $ 6.00

    That's So Andrew greeting cards are printed, designed, and packaged in our Monroe, Washington studio by Andrew and his team. Crafted with quality p...

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  • No Text Back | Funny Birthday Greeting Card

    $ 6.00

    That's So Andrew greeting cards are printed, designed, and packaged in our Monroe, Washington studio by Andrew and his team. Crafted with quality p...

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  • Coke vs Coffee | Funny Birthday Greeting Card

    $ 6.00

    That's So Andrew greeting cards are printed, designed, and packaged in our Monroe, Washington studio by Andrew and his team. Crafted with quality p...

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  • Old Lady Destiny | Funny Birthday Greeting Card

    $ 6.00

    That's So Andrew greeting cards are printed, designed, and packaged in our Monroe, Washington studio by Andrew and his team. Crafted with quality p...

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  • HERO father's day card

    $ 6.00

    "You're my fucking Hero" Style No. DD13 fathers, dads, pops, celebrating father's day, but also anyone who is a hero.

  • Good Day for a Birthday Card

    $ 6.00

    A2 4.25" x 5.5" Folded Blank Inside Includes a color coordinated envelope and cello sleeve

  • Dog Ate Your Cake Birthday Card

    $ 6.00

    A2 4.25" x 5.5" Folded Blank Inside Includes a color coordinated envelope and cello sleeve

  • Pearl Baby Card

    $ 6.00

    A2 4.25" x 5.5" Folded Blank Inside Includes a color coordinated envelope and cello sleeve

  • Lil' Sprout Card

    $ 6.00

    A2 4.25" x 5.5" Folded Blank Inside Includes a color coordinated envelope and cello sleeve

  • Birthday Candle Wish Card

    $ 6.00

    Our sweetest birthday card features a smiling, glowing candle on top of a delicious, cherry-topped cake with a banner that says "Birthday Wish". ...

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  • Surprise Raccoon Cake Card

    $ 6.00

    A2 4.25" x 5.5" Folded Blank Inside Includes a color coordinated envelope and cello sleeve

  • Quacky Duck Birthday Card

    $ 6.00

    A2 4.25" x 5.5" Folded Blank Inside Includes a color coordinated envelope and cello sleeve

  • Here For You Card

    $ 6.00

    A2 4.25" x 5.5" Folded Blank Inside Includes a color coordinated envelope and cello sleeve

  • Thinking of You Card

    $ 6.00

    A2 4.25" x 5.5" Folded Blank Inside Includes a color coordinated envelope and cello sleeve

  • Shower with Love Card

    $ 6.00

    A2 4.25" x 5.5" Folded Blank Inside Includes a color coordinated envelope and cello sleeve

  • Cheers to You congratulations greeting card

    $ 6.00

    Blank inside. 100lb heavyweight card stock. Die cut, offset printed and foil stamped. 5 x 7 inches. Illustrated by Melissa Castrillon. Printed by R...

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