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Greeting Cards

Say it like you mean it. Our greeting cards are anything but ordinary. Whether you’re looking for a heartfelt note or a cheeky way to make them blush, we’ve got the perfect card for every occasion (and every sense of humor). Life’s too short for boring greetings.

  • BIG ASS RED THANK you card

    $ 6.00

    "You deserve a bigass thank you, and this is it!" Style No. TX44 thank you greeting card

  • BRAND of WEIRD thank you card

    $ 6.00

    "Thank you for always supporting my particular brand of weird!" Style No. TX15 thank you cards, animal cards, cats, funny greeting cards, support...

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  • FIRE UNDER MY ASS thank you

    $ 6.00

    funny and cool card for LOVE, Valentine's Day, sexy time, marriage, anniversary "Thank You ...for lighting a fire in my heart/under my ass!" Share ...

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  • YOU ROCKSTAR friendship encourangement

    $ 6.00

    Style No. FK29 "You're a fucking rockstar!" congratulations, support, graduation, encouragement

  • SMARTASS! graduation card

    $ 6.00

    "Congratulations, I guess being a smart ass finally paid off!" Style No. GN12 graduation

  • HIGH FIVES 80's congratulations card

    $ 6.00

    Congratulations! "High fives!" Style No. CG06 1980's, aerobics, all ages, all colors, celebrations,

  • CHEERS! CHEERS! CHEERS! congratulations

    $ 6.00

    DRINKS cheers, for any occasion from Birthdays to BarMitzvas, time to raise a glass! Style No. DR08

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    OLD FASHIONED! birthday card

    $ 6.00

    "An old fashinoned, For an old fuck!" Style No. DR14 birthdays, men, drinking.... support card, alcohol card, drinks, cocktails, man, gentleman, e...

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  • SEXY ROCKSTAR! congratulations birthday card

    $ 6.00

    "You're a fucking rockstar!" Style No. CG01 Pinup, sexy, drinks, cocktails, celebration, birthday, all occasions

  • SO F PROUD OF YOU! Type: congratulations card

    $ 6.00

    "I'm so fucking proud of you!" Typography: Style No. FN16 graduation, pride, gay, LGBTQ, congratulations, color, typography, baby, and any other o...

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  • LIGHTBULB BRIGHT! graduation card

    $ 6.00

    "You're future is fucking bright! Happy Graduation" Style No. GN10 graduation, congratulations

  • CHEERS bitches!

    $ 6.00

    "Cheers Bitches!" in a champagne glass Style No. DR.02 congratulations champagne, celebrate, sexy greeting. card

  • How to Find Out if You Are Old - Funny Birthday Card

    $ 6.00

    With a humorous but relatable take on aging, this vintage-styled card brings laughter to any birthday celebration. How to find out if you are old...

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  • You Are an Absolute Legend - Vintage Style Greeting Card

    $ 6.00

    A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "You Are An Absolute Legend" Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Includes an A2 kraft enve...

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  • Funny Belated Greeting Card - Let's Pretend This Is On Time

    $ 6.00

    Let’s Pretend This Card Is on Time - Funny Belated Greeting Card. A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "Let’s Pretend This Card Is on Time". A ...

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  • Feel Better, Faker - Funny Vintage Get Well Card

    $ 6.00

    A funny vintage-inspired get-well-soon greeting card. "Feel Better, Faker" Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut •...

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  • Be Scared. Do It Anyway. - Retro Encouragement Card

    $ 6.00

    This vintage-inspired laser-cut greeting card features a captivating retro psychedelic illustration of a rainbow and flowers with the message "Be s...

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  • People Write Congrats Because They Can't Spell

    $ 6.00

    People Write Congrats Because They Can’t Spell Congrajlashuns. A funny (and pretty accurate) congratulations greeting card "People Write Congrats ...

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  • Gold Foil With Sympathy Tulip

    $ 6.00

    4.25" x 5.5" blank card. Comes with a kraft envelope. 100% post-consumer fiber envelope. Foil stamped in NYC on felted paper.

  • With Deepest Sympathy Tulips

    $ 6.00

    - 4.25" x 5.5" blank card - Comes with a kraft envelope in a protective cellophane sleeve - 100% post-consumer fiber envelope - Offset printed on ...

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  • Large Neon Gradient Heart

    $ 6.00

    - 4.25" x 5.5" blank card - Comes with a kraft envelope in an eco protective sleeve - 100% post-consumer fiber envelope - Offset printed on recycl...

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  • Thinking Of You Wildflowers Card

    $ 6.00

    4.25" x 5.5" blank card. Comes with a kraft envelope in a protective cellophane sleeve. 100% post-consumer fiber envelope. Offset printed on felted...

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  • Dear Friend

    $ 6.00

    - 4.25" x 5.5" blank card - Comes with a kraft envelope in a protective cellophane sleeve - 100% post-consumer fiber envelope - Offset printed on ...

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  • Thank You Butterflies

    $ 6.00

    - 4.25" x 5.5" blank card - Comes with a kraft envelope in an eco protective sleeve - 100% post-consumer fiber envelope - Offset printed on recycl...

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