Greeting Cards
Say it like you mean it. Our greeting cards are anything but ordinary. Whether you’re looking for a heartfelt note or a cheeky way to make them blush, we’ve got the perfect card for every occasion (and every sense of humor). Life’s too short for boring greetings.
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I Saw This Card and Thought Fuck It - Funny Occasion Card
$ 6.00 USDI Saw This Card and Thought Fuck It, This Will Do - Funny All Occassion Card. Attention slackers and procrastinators, our “I Saw This Card and Tho...
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How to Find Out if You Are Old - Funny Birthday Card
$ 6.00 USDWith a humorous but relatable take on aging, this vintage-styled card brings laughter to any birthday celebration. How to find out if you are old...
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You Are an Absolute Legend - Vintage Style Greeting Card
$ 6.00 USDA funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "You Are An Absolute Legend" Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Includes an A2 kraft enve...
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Funny Belated Greeting Card - Let's Pretend This Is On Time
$ 6.00 USDLet’s Pretend This Card Is on Time - Funny Belated Greeting Card. A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "Let’s Pretend This Card Is on Time". A ...
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Funny Mother's Card - I May Not Be Perfect, I Forgive You
$ 6.00 USDMom, I May Not Be Perfect and That’s Ok. I Forgive You. - Funny Mother's Card. A funny vintage-inspired Mother's Day greeting card. "Mom, I May No...
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Feel Better, Faker - Funny Vintage Get Well Card
$ 6.00 USDA funny vintage-inspired get-well-soon greeting card. "Feel Better, Faker" Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut •...
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Funny Long Distance Relationship Miss You Card
$ 6.00 USDI Miss Your Stupid Face - Funny Long Distance Relationship Card. Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut • Includes a...
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You're Pretty Fucking Awesome - Vintage Style Card
$ 6.00 USDOur "You're Pretty Fucking Awesome" card is not your average greeting! This sweary yet uplifting card is designed to pump up your friend's self-est...
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You Run a Pretty Tight Shipwreck - Funny Manager Card
$ 6.00 USDA funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "You Run a Pretty Tight Shipwreck" Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut •...
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Be Scared. Do It Anyway. - Retro Encouragement Card
$ 6.00 USDThis vintage-inspired laser-cut greeting card features a captivating retro psychedelic illustration of a rainbow and flowers with the message "Be s...
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People Write Congrats Because They Can't Spell
$ 6.00 USDPeople Write Congrats Because They Can’t Spell Congrajlashuns. A funny (and pretty accurate) congratulations greeting card "People Write Congrats ...
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Go Forth and Make Shit Happen - Funny Vintage
$ 6.00 USDGo Forth and Make Shit Happen - Funny Vintage Graduation Card. A funny vintage-inspired graduation greeting card. "Go forth and make shit happen" ...
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High as F*ck - Card
$ 6.00 USD* Blank inside * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches
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We Can't Fix Stupid but Can Sedate It - Nursing Card
$ 6.00 USDA funny vintage-inspired nursing greeting card. "We can’t fix stupid but we can sedate it". Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Sp...
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Mom, Thanks for Raising Me - Funny Mother's Day Gift
$ 6.00 USDA funny vintage-inspired Mother's Day greeting card. "Mom, Thanks for Raising Me to Be a Proper Fucking Gentleman" Details: • Premium quality, so...
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Happy Mother's Day - Funny Favorite Pain Greeting Card
$ 6.00 USDA funny vintage-inspired Mother's Day greeting card. "Happy Mother’s Day From Your Favorite Pain in the Ass" Details: • Premium quality, soft tou...
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Funny Mother’s Card - Thanks for Feeding Me So I Don’t Die
$ 6.00 USDShow Mom some love this Mother’s Day with our funny card, "Mom, Thanks for Feeding Me So I Don't Die!" It’s a lighthearted way to thank your mom fo...
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Mother's Day Card: Raising Kids Together
$ 6.00 USDAdd a bit of irreverent humor to your Mother's Day or Father's Day! Acknowledge the trials and triumphs of parenting together with the card, “There...
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Card - Met On The Internet
$ 6.00 USDMet On The Internet is a Thank You Card designed by Ash + Chess, a stationery company led by a queer and trans couple. Printed on quality 110lb pap...
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Card - Love You Queerly
$ 6.00 USDA2 card. Printed on 110lb paper. Blank inside. Airbrush style rainbow and rose card for expressing love queeeerrlyyyy :')
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Card - Flippin' Awesome Birthday
$ 6.00 USDIntroducing the Flippin' Awesome Birthday card from Ash + Chess. This A2 card is blank inside, ready for your personal touch. Created by queer and ...
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Gold Foil With Sympathy Tulip
$ 6.00 USD4.25" x 5.5" blank card. Comes with a kraft envelope. 100% post-consumer fiber envelope. Foil stamped in NYC on felted paper.
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With Deepest Sympathy Tulips
$ 6.00 USD- 4.25" x 5.5" blank card - Comes with a kraft envelope in a protective cellophane sleeve - 100% post-consumer fiber envelope - Offset printed on ...
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Large Neon Gradient Heart
$ 6.00 USD- 4.25" x 5.5" blank card - Comes with a kraft envelope in an eco protective sleeve - 100% post-consumer fiber envelope - Offset printed on recycl...
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