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Greeting Cards

  • Stay Weird Birthday Card

    $ 6.50

    Blank inside. Printed on heavy-duty recycled stock in California. 4.25" x 5.5"

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    Trampy Old Birthday Card

    $ 6.50

    Blank inside. Printed on heavy-duty recycled stock in California. 4.25" x 5.5"

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    Jesus Told Me Birthday Card

    $ 6.50

    Blank inside. Printed on heavy-duty recycled stock in California. 4.25" x 5.5"

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    Silver Lining Birthday Card

    $ 6.50

    Blank inside. Printed on heavy-duty recycled stock in California. 4.25" x 5.5"

  • Wine + Dine? - Blank Card

    $ 6.00

    Each card is hand-illustrated and printed on heavyweight 4.25" x 5.5" cardstock. Blank inside. Comes with an A2 envelope and is sealed in a clear s...

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    What Doesn’t Kill You - Funny Sympathy Card

    $ 6.50

    For the friend who laughs through the fallout: this card — “what doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense o...

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    Exhausted F-ing Birthday Card

    $ 6.50

    * Blank inside * 120lb heavyweight paper * Bright colored envelope from French Paper Co. * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches

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    Thinking of You Birthday

    $ 6.50

    * Blank inside * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches

  • 20 Bottles of Wine Birthday Card

    $ 6.50

    Blank inside 100lb heavyweight paper Printed in Minneapolis, MN Envelope by French Paper Co., made in Michigan 4.25 x 5.5 inches

  • Just THIS Birthday Card

    $ 6.50

    Blank inside 100lb heavyweight paper Printed in Minneapolis, MN Envelope by French Paper Co., made in Michigan 4.25 x 5.5 inches

  • World Burn Everyday Card

    $ 6.50

    * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Madison, WI * 4.25 x 5.5 inches * Blank inside

  • Lemon Cocktails Card

    $ 6.50

    Style No. DR15 "When life gives you lemons... make cocktails!" support card, alcohol card, drinks, cocktails, lemons, encouragement

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    HEY MAMA birthday card

    $ 6.50

    "Hey Mama, how the hell do you do it all and make it look easy?" Stripper Birthday card for ladies, women, drag queens. Celebrate the wisdom and yo...

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  • Trashy Old Milf Card

    $ 6.50

    * Blank inside * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches

  • Going to Hell - All Occasion Card

    $ 6.50

    * Blank inside * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches

  • The SHE-nanigans - All Occasion Card

    $ 6.50

    * Blank inside * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches

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    Funny Belated Greeting Card - Let's Pretend This Is On Time

    $ 6.50

    Let’s Pretend This Card Is on Time - Funny Belated Greeting Card. A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "Let’s Pretend This Card Is on Time". A ...

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  • High as F*ck - Card

    $ 6.50

    * Blank inside * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches

  • ZEBRA THANK YOU card

    $ 6.50

    "Thank you for always believing in me!" Style No. TX04 thank you, jesus

  • 5 RULES FOR HAPPINESS

    $ 6.50

    Style No. DR06 "Rules for happiness WEED" cannabis, pot, weed, happiness, celebration, funny

  • Sloshed Birthday

    $ 6.50

    * Blank inside * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * 4.25 x 5.5 inches

  • Serene B-day - Card

    $ 6.50

    * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Madison, WI * 4.25 x 5.5 inches * Blank inside

  • Booze and Cake - Card

    $ 6.50

    * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Madison, WI * 4.25 x 5.5 inches * Blank inside

  • Greatest Of All Time

    $ 6.50

    Greatest Of All Time / WL0052 A folded greeting card with recycled kraft envelope. Letterpress printed on premium 100% cotton paper. Blank inside....

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