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Greeting Cards

Say it like you mean it. Our greeting cards are anything but ordinary. Whether you’re looking for a heartfelt note or a cheeky way to make them blush, we’ve got the perfect card for every occasion (and every sense of humor). Life’s too short for boring greetings.

  • This. Birthday Card

    $ 6.00

    * Blank inside * 100lb heavyweight paper * Printed in Minneapolis, MN * Envelope by French Paper Co., made in Michigan * 4.25 x 5.5 inc...

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  • This Shit Is Bananas - Funny Sympathy Card

    $ 6.00

    A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "This Shit Is Bananas" Embrace the chaos and laugh with a friend while enjoying our quirky and nostalgic ca...

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  • Look Who’s Grown Up! Ready for a Colonoscopy Birthday Card

    $ 6.00

    Look Who’s All Grown Up and Ready for a Colonoscopy! - Birthday Card. Celebrate a milestone birthday in a hilarious and irreverent way with our bi...

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  • Blow Me - Funny Naughty Birthday Card

    $ 6.00

    Celebrate a birthday with a touch of adult humor with our funny birthday card featuring a cake and the cheeky message, "Blow me." This card is perf...

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  • Funny Birthday Card for "That Idiot" Greeting

    $ 6.00

    A funny vintage-inspired birthday greeting card. "To Do: Buy a Birthday Card for That Idiot" Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • P...

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  • Don't Look at This Chicken Sarcastic Card

    $ 6.00

    Don’t Look at This Chicken – Fucking Idiot Sarcastic - Vintage Greeting Card. We present to you this random and stupid card: "Don't Look at This C...

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  • 5'' x 7'' Cocktails Retro Greeting Card

    $ 6.00

    This high quality greeting card measures 5 x 7 inches. It is blank inside. The card ships in a clear cello bag along with an envelope. This design ...

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  • 5'' x 7'' Won't You Join Us In a Drink Greeting Card

    $ 6.00

    This high-quality greeting card measures 5 x 7 inches. It is blank inside. The card ships in a clear cello bag along with an envelope. This design ...

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  • 5'' x 7'' Life Is Too Short to Drink Cheap Wine Greeting Card

    $ 6.00

    This high-quality greeting card measures 5 x 7 inches. It is blank inside. The card ships in a clear cello bag along with an envelope. This design ...

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  • Alcoholic Card

    $ 6.50

    Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

  • Fancy Cheese Card

    $ 6.00

    Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

  • ! Birthday Slut Card

    $ 6.00

    Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.